forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

  • girl:

    babe come over

  • boy:

    I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

  • girl:

    my parents aren't home

  • boy:

    I know

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

tastefullyoffensive:

Bagpipe Player Photoshop Battle [photoshopbattles]

Previously: Baby Wombat Photoshop Battle

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

  • me on a spanish test:

    cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it